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stolen from @shoptunnelvision cause aic is the shit
College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

(via infelicific)

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Short people are closer to the ground and closer to satan

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Take Off your Pants and Jacket


who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me

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